Rara: Omigosh, Mommy, did you see what was drawn on the back of that truck?
Me: Hmmm, I was hoping you would miss that.
Rara's friend: What was it?
Rara: Ummmm, it was, ummmm, a boy thing? A thing that boys have?
Rara's friend: Oh gross!
Deetman: What thing that boys have? What was on the truck?
Rara: You know that thing that you have? And Daddy has?
Rara's friend: And me and your mom and Rara don't have?
Deetman: What, an iPhone?
Rara and Friend: Hahahahaha! No!
Deetman: Hmmmm. Sunglasses?
Rara: No! It's a thing that you use every day, like in the bathroom.
Me: It's the thing you have to take your hand off of when Abu touches the top of her nose.
Deetman: What? I take my hand off it? What?
Me: You know. The thing that you have your hand on and then Abu touches the top of her nose and that means take your hand off it?
Deetman: What, a penis? ( laughing ) There was a penis drawn on a truck?!? I want to see it!
Me: The truck's gone now buddy.
Deetman: But you can catch up to it Mommy! Catch up!
Rara and Friend: Yeah, catch up, catch up!
Me: No. I don't think I will.
Fin
